Thursday, May 12, 2005

Are Singapore women FAT???

Am high… came back after drinks..must write this.!!!!

Was trying to convince myself that I am biased towards everything is better in Thailand. Been back 3 day… unconsciously realized the butts of Singapore women is at least 1 ½ times larger then that of those I see in Bangkok. Was telling myself I was just biased. But when I went to Devils Bar to catch up with my choeng friends…. all that I perceive was reality, not imaginary!!!

Bar top dancing, was a massive female (ask your friends who are at Devils on 11 of May, Ladies Nite).. The image etched permanently like radiation burns into the retina of my eye!!! All the swaying attributes..!!! All women around me… really fat!!!!! Holy fugging shit!!!! What is happening in Singapore????1!!!! All the old fat cows pubbing???? WHY? WHY WHY? What happened to the good old days??? Are all women now fat in Singapore???? Is this a fad??? Is saggy butts and drooping breast a fashion?? All waist size at least 30 and above??? Only women above 30 go cheong these days??? This is far out!!! Totally extreme from the dancing slenderness I see in pubs of Bangkok!!! Maybe it only happens in Devils bar!!! What did the government put in the tap water???? What??? Burned into memory unable to erase!!! Nitghtmate!!! WHY?? 10 months away!! Fugging drastic changes!!! TELL ME… what happened in Singapore ???!!!!?????

4 comments:

Ed said...

U sway lah, kenna animal farm. U should go to Embargo look see look see. The kachngs are all so tight down there. Somemore hor... if u're going for those under 16's.... then dun waste your time man, Sg is not the place for u. U should go back bangkok, post an ad offering $200 for s** with young boys/gers... then u get what u like. No wonder u lurve bangkok so much.

black said...

u're at the wrong bar dude.

Anonymous said...

they are for GRABS --> aka Luv Handles!

Jewie said...

i just verified with me friends... yes... this does not reflect the whole of Singapore... i am.. (as black said) at the wrong bar....... darn... ...