(Translated from Thai….. )
“Ring Ring” mobile phone rang at site, one hand operating expensive electrical equipment, the other pick up Nokia.
“Wat-dee-krup Kings, its me at site.” My technician called from 200km away.
“Yes? What’s up?” I said.
“Have a problem here and I need to consult you.”
“Go ahead.”
“Customer needs to share files from one computer to the other. But they do not have a network here. How to proceed?”
“Then what do they have there? Why they ask for computers to share files when they don’t have a network?”
And the answer came. “I don’t know… they only have computers connected via LAN cables to a hub. But they don’t have a network.”
That gave me a whole new meaning to my comprehension of stupidity. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID!!!!!! F CCB KNN!! .Puar CB!!!.
How to battle stress? Other then blabbering Chee Byes in my mind all the time, I found some other alternatives. Work at site, spend a bit more money, find an oasis to unwind. Lodge a night next to the beach, in the forest resort whatever. They are all over Thailand. Wake to a morning only to be greeted by the sound of waves and singing birds. Open the notebook and watch porno in the middle of the natural surroundings. Contrast to Bangkok.. or Singapore, all traffic, all people.
Walk into the woods. Careful not to fall into deep trenches or be bitten by snakes. Bring hell lotsa mosquito repellent. Drink it if you have to and have your sweat pores excrete the chemicals (highly not recommended). The above picture my moments. Waterfall in Nakon Nayok. That’s where I sat my big fat ass on the rock and ingested the first few chapters of Deception Point – Dan Brown books. Read… read,,, No GSM signal, no Internet, no work. Listen to water gushing. Pee, contribute to mother nature, the water flow. Distracted from stupidity, ease my mind.
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