Monday, June 26, 2006

Thai Traditional Dance, Uncut

Thai Traditional Dance, Uncut
This the way Thais do it. Taken at a temple festival. Uncensored, uncut and no fancy traditional costumes. The raw deal. Download the file at http://www.cllim.com/movie/dancindrunk.mpg (right click the hyperlink). You will get to hear the real Thai out-country music as well.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Thai Mafia Kills Doraemon

Bullet Riddled Doraemon
As you can see, this is a bullet riddled Doraemon. The poor blue fat stupid cat, shot all over and finally with two going right through his eyeballs. What a way to die. Wonder who the goondu came out with such stupid signboard.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Stress in Bangkok

When I am eating, I am on holiday. When I am sleeping, I am on holiday. When I am in the toilet, I am on holiday. When I am smoking, I am on holiday. Whenever I am not on my computer I tell myself I AM ON HOLIDAY. I am on holiday because I am in Thailand, away from Singapore. So anytime when I am not working, I am on holiday. These are the things I tell myself to prevent going crazy. I am stressed from work. Too much work.

Bangkok Shores

Bangkok Shores

Past Saturday, me and gig was looking for a place for dinner. We wanted to have seafood by the shores of Bangkok and so we drove south. We stumbled upon undiscovered territory. This area of Bangkok has elevation profile so low that when the tide gets high, water is everywhere.

Bangkok Shores

Bangkok Shores

Bangkok Shores

Saw factory outlet, therefore shopping time. I liked this place. Bad business, no noisy crowd. Peace and quiet.

Bangkok Shores

Bangkok Shores

Stumbled upon boat ride without knowing where it is going, except that it says Bangkok shores tour or something. This place, no tourist knows because it is nestled in the neglected areas of Bangkok.

Bangkok Shores

Boat transverse the marsh waters of Bangkok in the network of farms. It reached the open seas where the boatman said that on occasions, they get to see dolphins. There right at the edge of the water, stood a restaurant. And the boat is the only method of transport to get there.

Bangkok Shores

Bangkok Shores

So we dined by the sea, the sea wind marinating the food, drinks and my big fat body. It was a short period to rest my mind, detached from work. I call it holiday.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Da DoGGie Code

Decode this....

Regine 2006

... quite shocking....

I Boycott Shell Thailand

Recently, Shell petrol stations here started to give out fridge magnets. However, the attendants are buffalos. Buffalos without brains. Several times I have paid using my cards for petrol and they returned my card with the bloody magnet next to it. Then when I go shopping, I can’t use my cards as the machines can no longer read it.

Told the bloody attendant about the problem but they bo-chap. These low-knowledge people do not have credit cards… so they never knew this problem I guess. They are gaping stupid ass holes without any common sense. No more Shell for me.

I love Shell, but she turned stupid on me.